WASHINGTON, DC – Miffed over US General Stanley McChrystal’s harsh criticism of his Afghanistan policies, President Obama today sent the four-star military leader to detention with “The Breakfast Club.”
For the next three Saturdays, the General will be forced to sit in the Shermer High School library in total silence alongside the group’s regular student attendees, described by classmates as “a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.”
To ensure McChrystal’s compliance, the President has canceled his next several Saturday golf games in order to don a wide-collared black shirt and tan sportcoat to oversee the club personally and ensure no hijinks occur.
Advisers close to Obama say he will have them write a 1,000 page essay entitled “Why Bush is STILL to blame for everything that’s going to hell” to keep them occupied and out of trouble during the detention period.
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