The Top 10 Signs You’ve Made it onto the Obama Enemy’s List!
10. Someone carved “Change You Can Key-lieve In” onto the side of your car.
9. That guy who tried to run you off the road looked suspiciously like Joe Biden.
8. Liberal media gives extensive coverage to that backstabbing, Playgirl-posing hick who knocked up your daughter.
7. After your house mysteriously burns down, the IRS orders you to pay a new $50,000 “House Destroyed by Fire Tax.”
6. You hear a burst of laughter from the suspicious AT&T van across the street during your phone call to the urologist.
5. Obama Girl cuts a new YouTube song mocking your kitten’s diabetes.
4. You spot Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann sifting through your garbage.
3. Military drones keep bombing your mailbox.
2. New York Times runs daily front page editorials bashing your past links to the Salvation Army.
1. He gives the Vice Presidency to a gaffe-prone loudmouth and makes you Secretary of State.
Source The Wacky Deli (The funniest blog on the web)
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