Friday, March 9, 2012

Yum-Yum

Take the scraps, sinew, and fat that are left after a cow has been butchered. Chop it up, spray it with ammonia-hydroxide and then mush it all together. That mixture becomes something known as "pink slime." The USDA has just announced the purchase of seven million pounds of "pink slime" to be used in the national school lunch program.

Kids will eat anything that's pink and looks like taffy.
If they could pulverize it into granules, mix it with sugar and blow it into cotton candy, I might even eat it.

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